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If time travel is possible, and if someone were to have a convention for time travelers to show up and meet, you’d never technically need more than one, right? After all, if you know when it was and where it was, you could attend whenever and wherever you are BECAUSE you’re a time traveler.

This first and only time traveler convention was the brainchild of a trust of MIT students close to graduation. Response from non-traveler folk has been so overwhelming that only those who’ve RSVPed already will be permitted to attend. Due to regulations at MIT, no television cameras will be around to capture possibly the single largest event thus far in human history if a time traveler DOES actually show up.

Unfortunately, knowing how the government already intends to treat alien life when it finally shows itself is cause enough NOT to attend anything as publicized as this. But at least the kids have their hearts in the right place; my buddy from the Atlantis says scientists will have to genetically move the hearts of future generations a little more to the right to better protect it beneath the sternum due to increased radiations levels causing mutations.

Details (for attending time travelers only): May 7, 2005, 10:00pm EDT (08 May 2005 02:00:00 UTC), (events start at 8:00pm), East Campus Courtyard, MIT, 3 Ames St. Cambridge, MA 02142, 42:21:36.025°N, 71:05:16.332°W (42.360007,-071.087870 in decimal degrees)