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So Hillary Clinton and John McCain came out on top in New Hampshire, the two people I like to call the “danger” candidates. Here’s why.

If Hillary makes the Democratic nomination, it’s going to feel like putting Bill back in the White House (Bill has probably already reserved “First Man” on MySpace). Isn’t that kind of like rewinding the clock 8 years? Didn’t the last two attempts by Ms. Clinton for universal health care die horrible deaths in Congress? Hillary doesn’t feel like hope or progress as much as she does eerily familiar. It doesn’t mean she wouldn’t win, however, depending on who’s she’s up against. With any luck it won’t be…

John McCain has a history, folks. While being a POW (for what, four years?) makes him sound like a promising president, it also screams “Manchurian Candidate.” Assuming he’s not a preprogrammed counter-intelligence agent, the other irrational fear is that he’s going to go post-traumatic stress syndrome the moment he gets the launch codes from the Book of Secrets (it’s real… there’s a movie.)

But what am I worried about? It’s only one primary with more to come. Sleep tight!