Finish this Sentence: “The Hadron Collider caused

The twisted individuals who run the web comic Least I Could Do periodically run “finish the sentence” contests for fabulous prizes (or just plain fun). In either case, I thought I’d share my entry here while calling attention to idea itself.

“The Hadron Collider caused…” the polar ice caps to refreeze, global temperatures to stabilize, and hurricanes to become less powerful. No, wait, that’s what happens when you play Al Gore’s “An Inconvenient Truth” in reverse… sorry, I was confused by the question.

Think you can do better? Prove it.

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