» Has the Large Hadron Collider Destroyed the World Yet?
This seems like a reasonable question, yes? The so-called LHC super-collider may be running by the time you read this, but any number of the experiments they’re running could (supposedly) cause a time loop (ala Groundhog’s Day), a series of micro black holes that will rip the world apart, or recreate the actual Big Bang and reset everything to zero. If you MUST know for sure if our space-time continuum is still wholly intact, check out Has the large hadron collider destroyed the world yet .com for the simple answer. For an extra treat among all you code monkeys, read the page source, too. Credit goes to NeedCoffee.com for tirelessly looking for this trivial stuff.
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Considering that the potential dangers (such as Stranglets and Micro Black Holes) have been occurring naturally in the universe for billions of years, no one with any common sense was actually worried.
Oops - I meant that what the LHC will be doing has been done naturally for billions of years so there is no cause for concern about the potential dangers.
Yes, but doesn’t that make what the collider does UN-natural?
NOT GONNA WORK.
“Yes, but doesn’t that make what the collider does UN-natural?”
Kinda hard to tell in a blog post, but I REALLY hope you are being facetious and not buying into the quack crap.
Why do you always assume I believe this stuff? Do you NOT see Mulder’s “flying saucer” and Big Foot running through the banner at the top of the page? Heh.
Besides, it’s not like I believe that “climate change” is actually and directly caused by humans or that there’s any real chance of stopping that natural process by planting a few trees and buying a hybrid that costs twice as much as a regular car (wait’ll those batteries start dying and no one will agree on how to get rid of them).