Jamitons: Phantom Gridlock

Wow, I was right; these things ARE caused by morons! So you’re driving along at the speed limit on three lanes going your way until (Oh Noes!) a row of brake lights suddenly flares ahead. Traffic is dropping to a crawl and slowing, so something MUST be happening up ahead (accident? ladder in road? car-B-Q?). … More Jamitons: Phantom Gridlock