Good morning, America.
So: what happened yesterday with the #ElectionResults2018?
You’re going to hear “there was no blue wave.” You’re going to hear election results “vindicate” the bullying, partisanship, and nationalist hate you’ve experienced for almost two years.
Here’s the truth: all the peacock strutting in the world can’t get back what the current GOP just lost… and it was a lot, nationally and locally.
The democratic republic worked as it should.
Checks and balances have been reestablished as House committees that refused to provide oversight have new leadership. Over 100 women won elections yesterday, so there’s new and younger idealistic representation in place.
It took everything the GOP admin had to hold onto the Senate when they saw the House was lost.
Corporate Cruz had to kiss Donnie’s ring to barely beat Beto’s grass-roots campaign in Texas.
Kim Davis was ousted by the man she wouldn’t give a marriage license to.
Oh, and a Nevada brothel owner and reality TV star who *died* last month has won a heavily GOP state legislative district.
Smile! Today is better than yesterday.
Bob Mueller is waiting to press send.
And if you need to be reminded what “presidential” actually sounds like: