Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Jacksonville Jaguars!
Q. What do the Jacksonville Jaguars and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell “Jesus Christ!”
Q. How do you keep a Jacksonville Jaguars out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.
Q. What do you call a Jacksonville Jaguar with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief.
Q. What’s the difference between the Jacksonville Jaguars and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q. What do the Jaguars and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
Q. How many Jacksonville Jaguars does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!
Orignal From: Heart Attack Cats Humor!