Twas the night before Election Day, and all through the nation, People worried about housing, economics and taxation. The voters were all dressed in theirs blues and their reds, While visions of prosperity danced in their heads. On televisions and radios still churned such a clatter, From promises and double-talk that hardly still mattered. From … More Twas the Night Before Election Day…

The debt-free web company I work for (ye ol’ “day job”) moved into a brandy-new stats-of-the-art building earlier this year. While the elder managers on the top floor were initially hesitant to give us free-reign decorating privileges, the Halloween season provided the opportunity for a pod/cubicle decorating binge. I went with a skull theme (go … More Anatomy of a Skull-Infested Cubicle

I came home Saturday afternoon from the store to find a doorknob hanger informing me that I, too, could “Vote Early for (Candidate)!” Presumptuous, yes, but not as much as the bit on the bottom that said, “Text ‘Pledge’ to XXXXX for Your Support of (Candidate).” Ahem. I would like to take this time to … More My Pledge of Support

I recently attended Universal Studios 2008 edition of Halloween Horror Nights, and the one show that I try to make a point to see each year is “Bill and Ted’s Excellent Halloween Adventure,” a special holiday edition of their normal show. There’s still something entertaining about two time-traveling idiots who make fun of things they … More Tommy Lee Jones vs. Will Smith